Saturday, December 2, 2023

GRANNY by Simon McHardy & Sean Hawker
















Rating: ★★★★

Genre: Horror

Format: eBook

Pages: 71

Synopsis:

There’s something not quite right about GRANNY.

She may appear sweet and innocent but harbors an unusual secret, a secret that dwells deep within the crawl space beneath her house and churns in the blackened chambers of her heart. No one is safe as she stalks the schools and bingo halls around town.

Fast-paced, mischievous mayhem abounds in this bizarro splatter masterpiece from the twisted minds of McHardy & Hawker.

Review:

"These lonely, old f*cks will do anything to feel wanted again."

Granny is not your typical, sweet little old grandma. She is not as she appears to be as she is hiding a dark and sinister secret.  She will befriend you. Make you want to take her home and love her.  Then when you least expect it, she will show you who she truly is and make you regret that she has darkened your doorstep. 

She is not a happy granny, she despises happiness and wishes to only torture and destroy. She's a total b*tch!

I always know when I open a McHardy book, I am going to be entertained. Highly disgusted, but nonetheless entertained. This being a collaboration with Hawker, I can only imagine the fun they had writing it. Sickos! I chuckled a few times, but one particular chapter made me gag a little...ewww...nasty! Then there is the chapter with all the little kittens at the shelter...ripped my heart out. The ending, well let me say it was truly karma and well deserved. 

Did you have to write about old, wrinkled poonannies? 

Chuckles galore, but equally nauseating, what's not to like? 

If you are a fan, then you do not want to miss out on this one!

Goodreads and Amazon Author Links:

McHardy:

https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Simon-McHardy/author/


About the author:
Simon McHardy is the author of the infamous MOTHER MAGGOT. He lives a reclusive life in Tasmania Australia.
Hawker:
About the author:
Sean writes depraved splatterpunk novellas, novelettes, and short stories. He's won a couple awards for his literary filth. He lives in Gloucestershire, England with two albinos and a midget.
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